Preparing for the library workday should be calm time to reflect and plan for the tasks ahead. It should involve gathering appropriate materials in anticipation of the day's activities. Also it should involve donuts and a beverage. It does not any of these things.
What it does involve is turning on a great many machines and electrical contraptions. CPUs and their monitors, copiers, scanners, fax machines, coffee pots, cash registers, lights, air conditioners, and printers each have to be turned on. Running about pushing hundreds of buttons and clicking thousands of switches eats up a large chunk of valuable time. And none of these buttons and switches gets you any donuts. It's not efficient. It's not right.
Introducing the solution to your Open-the-Library Blues! Gouger's stupendous Miss Universal Remote Control turns on all of your electronic devices with one simple button. That's right. As soon as you walk in the door, just point and click. Every machine immediately turns on, boots up, or otherwise activates its silly self. It's so easy to use. There's no complicated set-up or elaborate commands to learn. One button. It even turns on the coffee pot. Buy it now and make your morning routine as easy as pie. Or donuts.
Item #180-Miss Universal Remote Control-$24.95
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