A library has poetry books
Never removed from poetry nooks
What is the deal?
Have they no appeal?
They can't all be gobbledygook
Librarians ofttimes debate
Why poetry don't circulate
Some say "Too effete!
Too boring!, Too elite!"
A genre so easy to hate
GLS found these reasons ain't right
Patrons long for verse to recite
Poetry don't suck
It's physically stuck
On shelves that are jammed far too tight
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Epics to haiku
Bid them adieu
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