Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Iceberg! Abandon Ship!


When the library's computers all break down at once, panic and confusion are the standard responses from staff and patron alike. Eventually every computer network will crash like the Titanic and leave your library adrift in the angry sea of technology. Sadly, Gouger can't prevent these inevitable computer shipwrecks from happening. But, we have just the product to keep the crew from panicking and abandoning ship.

There is always a mad scramble to make a sign for each and every kaput terminal. This is necessary because if even one PC is signless, patrons will run to it and desperately bang on the keys. Each person will ask if it is working. You will be driven insane. The signs from the last crash can never be found. So you grab some markers, grab some paper, grab some tape. Organized grab-ass.

Be a smart sailor and get yourself Gouger's new Crash in a Box. This treasure chest has exactly the supplies you need to properly cope with widespread computer failure. Namely, 100 high quality laminated Out-of-Order signs in a handy carrying case. No need to flounder about. The lightweight Crash in a Box makes it easy to spread the bad news quickly and easily. Each sign is made of sturdy paperboard and is adorned with your choice of logos. Crash in a Box comes complete with wall-mounting hardware so it's always on hand when you need it. Not buried in the storage locker with all the other signs.

Please specify logo desired - Skull & Crossbones, International Library Symbol, Biohazard Symbol, High Voltage, International Crash Icon (pictured)

Item #182-Crash in a Box-$43.95

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