Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Jewel of Denial

When crazy people visit the library it can be a trial for all involved. Most of the reality challenged cause no more problems than the average patron. Considerably less in many cases. However, their tendency towards galimatias can be distracting and unnerving. And since they usually have no place to go, the mentally interesting tend to linger.

Frankly, there's not much that can be done about this situation. If libraries removed everyone who mumbled to themselves, it could get mighty lonely. But at least you can try to make things look normal with our latest product. Pair off your gibbering loonies with Gouger's Folie a Deux Bracelets. These fashionable bangles fasten two prattlers together so it at least appears they are sharing a conversation. Your other patrons will hardly notice them. Everyone's happy. Made of pure metal, Gouger bracelets are both beautiful and sturdy. Order immediately.

Item #188-Folie a Deux Bracelets-$24.95 per set of 6

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