Friday, June 13, 2008
There's Something in the Air
Fuel is getting prohibitively expensive. Bookmobiles are hardly known for their great MPG. Together these two facts spell doom for many a mobile library. For the recession-scarred community, this ain't good news. When it takes the price of a novel (no discount) to turn the engine over, the bookmobile is going up on blocks.
Luckily, Gouger Library Supplies has a solution. While lesser library vendors have been busy jacking up their prices, our Research Team has developed a super alternative fuel source. Our Hot Air Converter gathers all the windy rhetoric from the many meetings, conferences, and seminars held at a library and turns it into usable fossil fuel! Just place the compact unit in any meeting room and turn it on. It's that easy. In case of a long-winded speaker the HAC has a no-overflow feature that keeps the converted fuel safely in the tank. Each HAC comes with two 100 gallon wheeled tanks and all the necessary instructions and hardware.
Harness the one energy source a library will never run out of! Gun that motor!
Item #189-Hot Air Converter-$1000