Let Inflation Work For You

Librarians are sometimes the object of unwanted romantic attention from their patrons. It's not that these lovelorn folks are necessarily acting inappropriately, you're just not interested in a relationship with them. (Inappropriate creepy behavior is, of course, always quite possible) The Naughty Librarian is a popular fantasy figure for many and this mortifying situation will eventually occur at every library.

At best the situation is awkward and embarrassing. In the worst case scenario, you end up hiding in the back room for the rest of the day, writing up an incident report, and having your coworkers walk you to your car every night for a month. With this ghastly predicament in mind, Gouger asks the question---

What Do You Get When You Cross a Librarian With an Inflatable Sex Doll? Why, you get Gouger's solution to Unrequited Librarian Crush. When an infatuated patron realizes that their affections won't be returned, things can get ugly fast. You need to distract them and you need to do it now. Gouger is fairly ashamed to introduce the world's only blow-up lovebrarian, the F**king Know-It-All.

This life-like bookworm is just dying to meet your branch's Romeos and Juliets and run off into the sunset with them. Dressed as a prim and proper professional, each doll can't wait to go wild. All they need is the right person to unleash their hidden desires. (and the included battery pack) Leave the FKIA where your admirer is sure to find it. It will be love/lust at first sight. That's Gouger Guarantee. Please specify: Male/Female/Committee Assortment.

Item #208-The F**king Know It All-$199.95 each (expensive, but worth every penny)